So like, hey everyone! It’s me, Maiara, writing another blog post because I seriously need my fans (The AdMaiaras) who are girls and women, to know I haven’t suddenly become, like, the ho of all boys and men or something!!!

I’m a girl, but I’m not a ho… OK!?

I just want to do nude and sex scenes in a movie or whatever. That’s all! (Also — the movie I wanna make is “probably” extremely evil and vile and wrong, OK!??? BUT IT’S JUST ONE THING I WANT TO DO OUT OF ALL THE OTHER REALLY GOOD AND NICE THINGS THAT I DO ALL THE TIME. SOOO SORRY THAT I’M NOT PERFECTLY “GOOD” OR WHATEVER!!!)

Anyway. I know that I’m known for my feminism. So! I want all my AdMaiaras to know that I’m still feminist. Really feminist. I’m like, an ultra-feminist, basically! So I know that I’m not writing this post very well or “professionally”… but whatever!! I’m TIRED and I want to get this post written because it’s really important for lots of reasons. Like, an example of how badly I’m writing this post is saying “ho” — because OBVIOUSLY, hardly any girls are ever “hos” or “hoes” or however you spell it when it’s plural; because pretty much every girl who was ever called a “ho” was coerced by men’s rape culture protection racket into behaving the way that she was behaving, you know?! It’s only a tiny minority of girls that are every actually true “hoes” BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW HAD ENOUGH AGENCY TO CHOOSE, LIKE, 100% UNCOERCED, TO GIVE ABUSIVE BOYS AND MEN SEXUAL PLEASURE WITHOUT REQUIRING THE ABUSIVE BOYS AND MEN TO BE “NICE” AND “NOT ABUSIVE” TO THEM, AS LIKE… A PREREQUISITE FOR THE SEX HAPPENING. YOU KNOW!? And that basically rarely happens because the world is sooo coercive towards us girls, even nowshades and everything. So it was wrong for me to say “ho”.

Or it wasn’t wrong?!!! Do you know what I mean??? Because, like… I ALREADY EXPLAINED WHY I MIGHT SEEM LIKE A GENDER-TRAITOR, BUT I’M ACTUALLY NOT A GENDER-TRAITOR BECAUSE A WHOLE CRAPLOAD OF STUFF HAPPENED IN THE PAST THAT MEANS IT’S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE FOR ME TO BE THIS WAY.

OK. 🙂 Everything is fine. I’m OK.

Sooo… for all my AdMaiaras that are girls and women, I have this to say to you: I’m concentrating all the time on feminism! As Reign The Superheroine I’m using my superpowers constantly to improve all our rights and dignity as girls and women, OK!?!! For example, I’m totally an outspoken advocate for resuable period products (and making sure that people know you can get them in tiny sizes for really young girls like me — so that tweens and teens don’t have bad first experiences with reusable period panties and reusable pads, meaning they’re gonna be way less likely to immediately develop brand loyalty to purse-and-time-draining “SexSex” branded tampons that “break girls in” to be ready for sex with boys regardless of if they wanted to do that or not… which have like no instruction booklet to force advice-seeking, possibly from a “repair technician” single father to train us girls to believe that we always need help to do anything in the world… and which deliberately terrify impressionable girls about an alleged vulnerability to instant death that’s allegedly around every corner if you’re a girl — ranging from “toxic shock” syndrome that hardly anyone ever gets, to getting easily beaten up by any fat, really old man like Samuel L Jackson even if you’re, like, a peak condition female soldier/assassin that’s really tall and basically looks like a man, like in that one scene from The Marvels. Grrr.) I, myself, use “night” period panties for heavy flow all the time when I’m on my period. But I also make sure to keep a single medium-sized reusable period pad in all of my handbags, so I can offer a free trial of reusable period products to any girl or woman caught short when surfing the crimson wave. Medium-sized so that it’s gonna be good enough for anyone’s level of flow, for at least a few hours or whatever — and only a single product so that my handbag (and everyone else’s handbags) aren’t too heavy when we’re doing our thing in the world, girls!!!! 🙂

Um. So! Other things I’ve been doing is constantly complaining to anyone who listens — and even people who, like, don’t listen — about how Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Freemasonry are all rape culture organizations that are as bad as the KKK and need to actually be banned immediately. I’ve been saying often that all Christian, Muslim, Jewish, and Freemason church buildings need to be demolished IMMEDIATELY — meaning NOW, NOT LATER, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR here — because they are on the same level of being 100% totally wrong and offensive as any still-standing KKK buildings with “KKK” engraved in stone on the front of them (which isn’t a thing, as far as I know… so like, why is it like this with sexist, segregationist churches that are like obviously promoting their disgusting ideology in front of everyone, all the time, BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE CHURCHES AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHURCHES LIKE THESE STAND FOR SEXISM AND SEGREGATIONISM????)

All Christian, Muslim, Jewish, and Freemasonry church buildings are on the same level as a still-standing Nazi swastika flag, or a Hitler grave site, or a KKK building with “KKK” engraved on the front that everyone can see. THEY ARE AGAINST THE LEGAL GENDER EQUALITY RIGHTS IN THE USA THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE HERE HAVE: I.E. GIRLS AND WOMEN LIKE US, BECAUSE LIKE I ALREADY SAID… WE’RE 50% OF THE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD, AND THAT’S A LOT OF PEOPLE TO CONSTANTLY OFFEND AND DEGRADE, LIKE WE’RE STILL SLAVES THAT “DON’T MATTER”, EVEN THOUGH “BLACK” MEN ARE FREE FROM BEING TREATED LIKE THIS IN THE USA SINCE LIKE A ZILLION YEARS. ALSO, CUT IT OUT WITH THE CHURCH BELLS ALREADY… BECAUSE THEY REPRESENT SEXISM AND SEGREGATIONISM, AS OFTEN AS EVERY 15 MINUTES!!!!

So like, all Catholic Christian churches operate a “whites-only bus drivers” policy or “whites-only cops” policy… or whatever metaphor you want to use here… BECAUSE ALL CATHOLIC PRIESTS ARE MEN, BECAUSE BASICALLY ALL CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THAT US GIRLS AND WOMEN CAN’T BE LEADERS OR IT’S AGAINST “GOD”. Also, in the fictional Bible story, Mary was like being repeatedly raped by Joseph and like all the world’s men from that time, basically!!!! Because all of us girls and women were slaves back then, two-thousand-something years ago. Mary is gonna have been sold from her dad to Joseph for a farm animal. Sold into sex slavery and slavery, with no right to say no to the arranged slave trafficking/kidnapping organized by Mary’s dad and Joseph… with no right to say no to sex with Joseph… with no right to vote… with no right to own money… with no right to own property… with no right to learn anything (including even vocational learning, like to become a carpenter or something like Joseph), and with no right to work at all unless as an unpaid slave with any possible money earned going to Joseph!!!! Mary had basically no way to continue eating without doing what men forced her to do, nevermind to like, live independently with her own home if she wanted to refuse marriage completely. Maybe she was even lesbian or something, you know!? People that think you don’t need to update the Christian story because it’s good as it is are the same as the KKK, you know!??!!! Christians actually believe that us girls are second-class people, put here to be sex slaves and slaves for men, like the fictional story of Eve and Adam. Priests often can be found arguing that men have the “right to discipline wives” and stuff. Seriously, people! Christians are the same as KKK.

Obviously the “God” and “Jesus” characters in the Bible also raped Mary, BECAUSE “GOD” KILLED LIKE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD PRETTY MUCH THAT ONE TIME (BECAUSE THEY SAID NO TO HIM) SO HOW COULD MARY POSSIBLY SAY NO TO HIM WHEN HE SENT GABRIEL OR WHATEVER TO LET HER KNOW ABOUT HIS DECISION TO PUT A BABY IN HER REGARDLESS OF IF SHE SAID YES OR NO.

BECAUSE “JESUS” IS THE SAME FREAKING PERSON AS “GOD”, IN THE BIBLE, SO THE RAPE BABY IS ALSO THE RAPIST AND THE STALKER FROM HEAVEN AND EARTH, FORCING MARY TO LIKE, SLAVE FOR THE RAPIST-RAPE-BABY IN A TON OF DIFFERENT WAYS. NINE LUNAR PERIODS OF CHILD-BEARING SLAVERY. CHILDBIRTH SLAVERY. CHILDCARE SLAVERY. SHOPPING SLAVERY. COOKING SLAVERY. CLEANING SLAVERY. TEACHING SLAVERY. LOVE SLAVERY. AND SHE WAS BEING, LIKE, RAPED (POSSIBLY EVERY NIGHT) BY JOSEPH, THE WHOLE TIME.

Pretty much all of us girls are like “For real? That story is sexist and totally wrong!” the first time we hear it. But it’s so brutal the way so many people always treated it like it was this normal part of culture that you couldn’t change, so it was like, you had to just tune out from how awful it all is and try to somehow pretend it wasn’t so bad. You had to like somehow smile, and enjoy Hallmark channel romcoms, gift-giving and pretty decorated trees — and find a way to enjoy all the TV shows and movies with their constant references to Christianity and Christmas, and the seemingly constant appearances of unrealistically “friendly”, “trustworthy” priest characters in detective shows and in wedding scenes… like switching off your anger at how sexist it is, somehow, just to survive! But it is like, not OK anymore — and IT NEVER WAS OK TO BEGIN WITH!!!!

This is what I believe, OK!? I know some people are gonna think I’m a joke and a charicature, reading the way I write and everything — but I’m being 100% totally serious about all this. We need to end sexism now, not later. We need to say “Enough, already!” to religious sexism, because it’s as bad as the KKK’s racism or the Nazis’ holocaust. The amount of women who have died because of sexism, since the end of World War Two, is huge. We all need to start being as offended about sexism as we are about racism and neo-Nazis. We need to make sexism as ILLEGAL as racism, and KKK, and neo-Nazis are!!!!!

DEMOLISH ALL THE CHURCHES NOW!!!! DEMOLISH THEM NOW, NOT LATER!!!!!

Jewish synagogues and Muslim mosques have one room for girls and women, and another room for boys and men. THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME AS “WHITES”-ONLY RESTAURANTS, OR SEGREGATED BUS TRAVEL (LIKE THE ROSA PARKS STUFF EVERYONE HAS SEEMINGLY HEARD ABOUT). THEY ARE THE SAME AS KKK!!!!

Freemason temples are literally men-only zones, because the Freemasons’ rules list literally says “NO WOMEN” in capital letters. It’s called, like, the “old charges” or something. It’s the Freemasons’ founding rules text or whatever, and they still have the same rules nowshades as far as I know (I stopped reading about them years ago, since I figured out they weren’t actually running the world, or the entertainment industry, like people used to try to make me and others think they were). Freemasons have to like, show their chest as part of their initiation into the club, to “prove they’re not women”… just like they have to roll up one of their pant legs, to “prove they’re not slaves with a chain on their ankle”. Seriously. FREEMASONS ARE EXACTLY LIKE THE KKK, PEOPLE. AND THERE’S STILL A HUGE FREEMASON TEMPLE ON WILSHIRE BOULEVARD IN LOS ANGELES, WHICH DEFINITELY HAS TO GO! DEMOLISH ALL FREEMASON TEMPLES NOW, BECAUSE THEY’RE SEXIST AND SEGREGATIONIST, EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE KKK!!!! We girls are 50% of the world’s people are we need to never be humiliated and degraded like this.

I already explained how Christian churches are the same as the KKK. DEMOLISH ALL CHURCHES NOW!

DEMOLISH ALL THE SEXIST CHURCHES OF ALL SEXIST RELIGIONS IN HOLLYWOOD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, NOW! So you’re not, like, stupidly offending me all the time in my own locale when it’s me who’s actually Goda; when you totally know there’s no male god and there’s no male part of me.

I don’t wanna be in occupied territory anymore, seeing giant occupation symbols all around my country — exactly like Nazi swastika flags, and exactly like KKK buildings but as if like they all had “KKK” engraved on the front of them in plain sight (except instead of reading “KKK”, it says “ALL WOMEN ARE SLAVES AND NOT IMPORTANT. FUCK YOU!”) This is how I feel all the time. I’m so angry about it. I want all the AdMaiaras to know this, and I want everyone to know it.

Like, change it all, NOW, so I’m not angry anymore: make all the sexism I’m complaining about illegal, like racism and KKK and neo-Nazis are illegal, and demolish all the churches. Get rid of sexist foreign cultures from our land, the USA, so we can all be safe — and don’t try to make it seem like those even-worse-than-Christianity KKK-like religions are equivalent to our feminist culture, and our gender equality laws, and our democracy (that needs to be gender equal, with lots of female US Presidents happening one after the other as soon as possible to make things fair for us).

End all the sexist brainwashing in the media too!

These are some of the things that have been upsetting me most, recently, OK!? It’s totally the case that I’ve been complaining about these issues of sexist segregationism and rape culture in religion over and over again, all the time, for weeks now. And it’s also true that I’ve never actually stopped complaining about the sexist brainwashing in the media!!!! I complain about it every time I view TV!!!!! I complain about sexism to authorities. I complain about sexism, like, in person… to random people!! I complain about sexism at my home, out loud, on purpose because I know that, like… making the effort to do so totally affects things in the world in a big way, because of my superpowers and everything. I am a superheroine, OK????

Like I said: I know that the sort of movie sex scenes and nude scenes I want to act in are basically anti-feminist and against my own rights. I know it’s basically hurting myself and all other girls, for a masochistic sexual thrill that’s probably going to cause lasting psychological pain. But I want to do it anyway, OK!!!! All the other actresses got to do scenes like this, even if they didn’t want to and it was basically gang rape of most of my peers who were forced to do these things. I didn’t want any of them to be basically gang raped by being forced to do nude and sex scenes even if they didn’t want to, so the mafia can try to control society with sexism. All I’m saying is I want it to happen to me. Probably the casual exploitation of girls in movies and TV shows for boys’ jack off pleasure is gonna be banned forever soon… and us actresses are only gonna be required to do dignified and respectful, feminist nude and sex scenes every so often, when scripts, like, genuinely call for nude and sex scenes… in a world in which there’s like, no sexist brainwashing in TV and movies anymore. And I don’t want to be robbed of the experience of getting ritually stripped naked by all the world’s boys’ and men’s entitled desperation to see me totally nude and ritually performing a simulated on-my-back hetero sex scene for them and their important jack off pleasure. I swear it’s all good even if they say they didn’t even want to see me nude, LOL.

Girls… no one ever gave a crap about me!!!!! You bitches!

Anyway I’m still doing feminism for all of our rights and everything. Please help a sister out and wish really hard for my dream to come true, OK!? 🙂 Thank you! Supportive!!!! I love all my AdMaiaras who are girls and women. Ha ha ha! 🙂 Seriously I do love you all though.

Please help your savior show my tits and vagina AND MY FEET for boys’ jack off pleasure (they need this… boys need this…), and probably freak out when some ass tries to press me down for too long, for the mafia or whatever. OK? 🙂 Hopefully that’s gonna be all that happens, LOL!

So now I need to, like, show everyone my evil dark magic powers to convince the right people to let me do my movie nude & sex scenes. It’s also useful for showing my fans that I really do care about feminism, & I’m not some kind of fake feminist or something. As if?!

So like I viewed three eps of the TV show Charmed, recently (it’s a show about witches). In the episode “Forget Me… Not”, the Cleaners appear — or maybe I ought to call them the Kleaners, because they’re dressed all in white like the Ku Klux Klan & one of them does a “Jesus” pose near the beginning of the episode: I made that happen with my magic superpowers, since I’m Goda & everything, to like say that Christianity is like the KKK! So like towards the end of the episode, it’s Phoebe & Paige at like the studio & Phoebe shows a guy she can fly. Paige says she likes a lady’s pink outfit & bares it on her chest. Phoebe appears with an African appearance news anchor lady on the TV, immediately before Piper appears on the TV screen in the studio & she makes the Golden Gate Bridge disappear. Piper says “You might want to take an alternate route to work in the morning”, totally breaking the fourth wall in, like, a uniquely evil dark magic way so I can seriously freak you all out & hopefully induce the right people to set up my movie nude & sex scenes (INVOLVING ME & NOT A DOUBLE) in a hurry. 🙂

In The Power of Three Blondes, the three mysterious witches stab the salesman to death. Leo has, like, WEIRD BLOND HAIR, & he points & makes a weird face at the baby. What is being said here? IT’S SO FUNNY.

In My Three Witches, the episode starts with a weird evil dark magic sinkhole created by a pseudo “Dominic Monaghan” who played Merry, i.e Mary. “WE NEED TO PUT SOME REFERENCES TO THAT ONE SCENE FROM STAB WARS IN ALL THE MOVIES LIKE HEATWAVE, BEFORE ANYONE COMES AFTER THE REALLY VALUABLE PROPERTIES. MAYBE DO THE PUMPING YOUR GAS SONG FROM BRING IT ON & BRING IT ON AGAIN, AGAIN. DO SOME REAL DAMAGE!” More weird blond hair. Sooo… an old guy, like, starts to DIE… next to Kathryn Joosten who also has like really weird blond hair. There’s a Reign The Superheroine costume. The table looks interesting (Jewish & Islamic symbols), & the table gets “destroyed”… like a bridge being cut in half. The episode is, like, about secret desires. All the boys get hot about Paige & Phoebe, with a focus on their jack off appendages & Paige & Phoebe being a dumpster. Sorry, LOL! Being IN a dumpster. Ha ha ha! 🙂

So you totally need to check the credits for all the episodes also, LOL

Annabelle Gurwitch (my Mom is a lot prettier than Jenny McCarthy, who plays Mitzy. The Mabel & Margo actresses are acceptable for Jess & me, LOL!)
Henry Alonso Myers
Kirk B.R. Woller
Melissa Greenspan as Flo
Kathryn Joosten was in Desperate Housewives. I was also in Desperate Housewives. No offense to, like, my Desperate Housewives co-stars or anything for talking about her since she’s dead & everything. Her name is like, referencing Katherine Brewster from Terminator 3 (a movie I rarely view now, & a movie which I ALWAYS TURN OFF AFTER THE T-X KICKS ARNOLD’S HEAD OFF AS IF THAT’S THE END OF THE MOVIE. sob)
Michael Manuel as Overwhelmed Father (it’s a joke… DUH!!!!)
Margo (Quinn) Mabel (May-bel) Mitzy (Unfabulous)

So, it was way more fun for me to do nasty evil dark magic things than be a nice girl. It feels like really good to laugh. I like to be a nice girl, though! It’s totally what I like to do most of all. Also — dark isn’t a bad word, OK! Dark magic can be, like, good & helpful & stuff. So please help me be a nice girl & make sure you obey all my instructions & everything!

Feminism. Gender equality. End the media brainwashing. Disclosure that I’m Goda: the original Maiara Walsh, not an imposter. Disclosure that I’m an immortal (responsible) child. Never try to control me or make me feel “out of control”, ever again, you lamers! Give me 100% legal unaccountability. So like never try to humiliate me unless I, like, ask to be humiliated in clear & literal written text or something. Choose positive actions towards me, morons, so I’m happy! Make my movie like I said. Assholes.

Bite me! 🙂

~Maiara