Lesbian Laser Fest!!!!

So like hey, people!!! Lesbian Laser Fest — which you are like gonna remember is Goda’s OFFICIAL yearly celebration — starts this year on October 24th, and ends for this year on November 1st.

I, Maiara Walsh, am totally Goda (for those of you who didn’t know this already or whatever!)

Ha ha ha!!!! I wrote a blog post again, people!!!!! It’s me!!!! Maiara Walsh!!!!!

Anyway, yeah. 🙂 It’s Lesbian Laser Fest again. Lesbianlaserween is on like the last shade of October, as usual (October 31st). I don’t know if I’m gonna be writing a blog post during or after Lesbian Laser Fest… since I am gonna be SO BUSY VIEWING LESBIAN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS, OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!! I’m also gonna be like extremely busy drinking masala chai tea, eating white chocolate, eating tons of candy on Lesbianlaserween — but like not viewing horror movies on TV since they are clearly just an excuse to scare us girls into slaving for men, weaponizing the female-led horror genre that’s like catnip for us, using the subtle ploy of putting ultra violence in all the movies and having the “final girl” survivor character seem like totally destroyed as a person because she tried to fight men on her own, shambling pathetically down a road at night with ripped bloody clothes and an “I’m not here anymore” look on her face. LOL!!!! (I’m OK, don’t worry, LOL!!!!! I’m literally just explaining how horror movies work so more girls don’t get tricked, LOL!)

This year I’m also trialing the eating of potato sticks as a Lesbian Laser Fest tradition. I got sooo many bags of them. I might still eat krokiety at some point, if I can be bothered! Maybe I might eat more Brazilian food instead or something.

So yes, people!!!! This is what Maiara Walsh is doing right now. So like, actually, not literally right now because Lesbian Laser Fest doesn’t actually start until October 24th. I already added the special banner to the top of my blog though, because I was worried about forgetting to do it. Hopefully I’m gonna remember to take it down LOL.

Oh yes, and I know I’m in L.A. I know right? How weird is that??? I’m still there, it seems. Or I went back, or something. Does anyone know why?

Sooo… have fun this Lesbian Laser Fest, people!!!! 🙂 Lesbian Laser Fest is Goda’s OFFICIAL yearly celebration. Like, start celebrating already!!!!! LOL!!! If you want, is what I’m saying. 😀

~Maiara

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