So like hey everyone!!!! Maiara here.

I seriously don’t wanna waste my time wishing for “good cops” to be, like, my noble rescuers or something. I considered not bothering at all to mention the covert smart TV situation because I’m like WHAT’S THE POINT?!??? BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH INFO ALREADY TO JOIN TOGETHER TO STOP THE CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME, THEN ARE YOU EVER LIKELY TO DO IT FOR ANY OTHER REASON THAN LIKE SERIOUS COERCIVE FORCE USED AGAINST YOU?

BUTTTT… it totally does seem like an important enough escalation to be worth recording here at my blog I SUPPOSE (since I know you can all read my blog if you’ve got access to the internet).

OK, so like here’s the thing I’m making a record of for you all. The mafia/government/whatever conspiracy targeting me deliberately blew the cover on a covert smart TV to change the voiceovers for the trailers on my (Disney) Wish Gone Amiss DVD to Southern English accents. Seems like it was to say “Be British and stop being who you really are, and there is never gonna be any compromise on this with any level of escalation on the table to try to achive this impossible goal.” OBVIOUSLY MY ANSWER IS NO, I AM NEVER GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE I’M MAIARA WALSH AND YOU CAN’T GET RID OF ME, ASSHOLES!!!! :-/

I’m pretty sure (like 90% sure) that the voiceovers for the DVD haven’t always been Southern English accents. Some of the trailers are the exact same trailers from the Cory In The House DVDs — so it seems really unlikely that Disney paid to have the voiceovers re-recorded with Southern English accents for the exact same trailers as before, with no other changes. Umm, like I am eventually gonna remember everything I know about how these DVDs have always been. I’m saying what my belief is at the moment, in 2024, OK.

This is a huge deal, people. Please notice how terrible this is for the whole world BECAUSE OF THE REALLY SERIOUS SELF-DEFENSIVE POSTURE TOWARDS HOMO SAPIENS THAT IT BASICALLY FORCES ME TO TAKE, EVEN THOUGH I AM GONNA SORT OF BARGAIN WITH MYSELF AGAINST TAKING THIS POSTURE TOWARDS YOU ALL AND TRY TO KEEP GOING WITH BEING NICE LIKE I AM DOING, SINCE I’M A NICE GIRL AND EVERYTHING AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME BE NICE. (I basically can’t help adopting this self-defense at all cost posture towards homo sapiens, as my underlying attitude to your whole species or something, OK. Please listen to me at some point!? I totally know I’ve said things like this before and it’s like nobody believes I’m serious or whatever.) shrug

What they’re admitting by doing this changing the accents thing in a way that was obviously noticeable to me (using the TV itself to change the audio stream, ignoring the DVD audio) is that their position towards me now requires permanent total control of all possible multimedia (LOL multimedia) technologies that might be used to do Wish Gone Amiss playback, like regardless of if it’s using a DVD or a digital download or streaming OR ULTRA HD BLU-RAY HINT HINT. But yeah… forgive me for not taking this seriously myself since what’s the fucking point in caring about trying to make this blog post sound “serious” anymore. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU’RE PROBABLY GONNA BE ENCOURAGED BY IT SEEMING MORE “BRITISH” AND “NORMAL” OR WHATEVER!!!!! ASSHOLES!!!! YOU TOTAL ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!

So you hominids are saying every TV, laptop, smartphone, etc that I ever come into contact with regardless of if it’s like someone else’s property in someone’s home maybe in another country like China or whatever HAS TO BE COMPROMISED BY THE CIA OR MI5 OR SOME KIND OF “HOMINIDS-TOGETHER” ANTI-“REAGAN’S ALIEN THREAT” TASK FORCE. Which is really not good for me, huh? And not good for our chances of getting along together.

WHY IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HOMINIDS ARE SAYING THIS TO ME, AS FAR AS I OUGHT TO BELIEVE? WELL I’M GONNA TELL YOU WHY. [s]OH YES[/s] I AM SO GONNA TELL YOU WHY, ASSHOLES. LET ME TELL YOU. OK… so it’s because you people are allergic to “being exposed”, since you’re spies and everything. I mean, even the “Lois Rules” top that dude was wearing on the WWE show is still in a dumb code (and it was a “single point of data”, as I’ve been nauseatingly repeating at my home LOL).

LIKE ALL THE EVIDENCE I’VE PERSONALLY GATHERED FROM LIKE MY PERSONAL INTERACTIONS WITH LIKE ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES FOR A REALLY LONG TIME NOW SAYS THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS TRIED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT EVERY SINGLE WEIRD THING THAT’S HAPPENED WAS “NORMAL”… EVEN WHEN YOU DELIBERATELY BROKE COVER ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS TO TRY TO DO A PSYCHOLOGICAL BREAK OR WHATEVER LOL, YOU ALWAYS TRIED TO DO SOME CONVOLUTED THEATRICAL OPERATION IN SOME WAY TO SUGGEST THAT IT WAS “NORMAL” AND ACTUALLY ONLY ONE OF LOTS OF BIZARRE DUMB AND FREQUENT SIMILAR HAPPENINGS OF A TOTALLY SIMILAR NATURE, AFTERWARDS. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW THEY’VE ALWAYS TRIED TO DO THIS. SERIOUSLY. I AM NOT JOKING. THEY SERIOUSLY ALWAYS TRIED TO DO THIS AFTER BREAKING COVER, HOPING TO FREAK ME OUT.

So WTF do you want me to believe your position is, now, with my knowledge of how you’ve like ALWAYS BEEN IN THE PAST FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, LIKE I SAID!!!!??? You are totally gonna want to have control of every way that I might ever replay the trailers from the Wish Gone Amiss DVD, aren’t you? Even though that implies never being free of conspiracy hell that’s OBVIOUSLY 100% TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME AND ISN’T GONNA BE ALLOWED BY ME TO CONTINUE, DUHHH!!!!!

And if you’re not expecting (or hoping) to have control of every single way that I might ever see the Wish Gone Amiss DVD trailers again — THEN YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY EXPECTING THAT THERE’S GONNA BE NO MEMORY OR KNOWLEDGE OF THE WISH GONE AMISS DVD TRAILERS AT ONE POINT BEING PLAYED TO ME WITH SOUTHERN ENGLISH VOICEOVERS. And that’s really serious too, duh! DUHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Idiots. Like what the fuck? It means you still 100% intend to (try to) erase me… since MY IDENTITY IS ME, SINCE I’M MAIARA WALSH, ASSHOLES. FFS. “ERASE”. FFS. FFS. WHAT THE FUCK????? LIKE NO!!!! I AM NOT GONNA BE ERASED, AM I, DUMMIES. WHAT THE FUCK?????

LE SIGH!

You can’t make me out to be the bad girl here. I haven’t done anything wrong, assholes. I’ve always been only defending myself. So like I’VE ALWAYS COMMUNICATED IN GOOD FAITH and TRIED TO FIND SOLUTIONS THAT DON’T INVOLVE ANYONE AT ALL GETTING HURT IF POSSIBLE. Don’t like blame me if people get hurt, you know?!!!

I have the right to defend myself. “Try” to defend myself. Whatever!

Join together to stop the conspiracy against me!!!!! You have enough info!

I’m 100% sure they’ve altered video and audio streams at other times using, like, the covert smart TV set-up. Really freaky stuff like partially replacing people with CGI versions of them in seemingly exactly the same scene otherwise, with all the same lines and movements and everything I think. Or using AI-people-forced-to-be-slaves “generated” characters, or whatever you gross people are doing now. All I’m saying is sometimes things don’t look right, you know. LOL! NOT LOL. I don’t trust AT ALL any of the TV I’m viewing to be the same thing everyone else is viewing — especially if I don’t have a good memory of viewing it before. It’s like, really abusive that you’re doing this. Stop.

They also like interfered with search results for photos of LA, and replaced whole photos with obviously CGI versions of places when the websites were clearly supposed to be showing actual photos of real places to everyone else but me!!!! Like as if to say “LA is fake”, or “You can’t trust any of these photos and you’re not gonna be able to know what any of these places look like”, or something. What the fuck!!!????! Stop!!!

~Maiara